The Five Guys
RainbowColoredMind · 2 chapters · 2,109 words
Four Guys Book Set
Hi everyone,
I’m planning to self publish again. Gusto ko lang iinform kayo kahit medyo matagal pa ang order period dahil medyo pricey siya. Para na rin may time pa kayong makapag-ipon. Pagsasabay-sabayin ko nang i-publish ang stories nina Phoenix, Axel, Wayne, at Seth. Unfortunately, hindi makakasama si Tristan because he’s published under Summit.
Lahat ng libro ay meron din special chapters na wala dito sa Wattpad.
I self published Phoenix Cordova last year and some of you probably already has a copy of his book. Papalitan ko yung cover ng book niya pero pareho pa rin naman ang content. Optional naman kung gusto niyong umorder ng set o kung ano’ng book lang ang gusto niyo.
Book Set Details
The book set comes with:
- A special book box
-Phoenix Cordova
-Ruthless Seduction
- The Pregnant Virgin
- The Blue Book: At your Service
Size:
6 x 9
Price:
2000php (shipping fee included)
Order and payment period:
January to March 2018
Details are still subject to change.
Wala pa akong price para sa individual books sa ngayon. Pinag-uusapan pa namin yun. I’ll keep you guys updated. Magpopost na lang ulit ako dito or you can add or follow my account on facebook.
Facebook account: facebook.com/rcmwp
Let me know kung interested kayo and feel free to message me if you have any more questions. Thanks!
The Five Guys Interview
Author’s Note:
Hi guys, this is just something random I came up with while I was fiddling with writing and trying to break free from writer’s block. The struggle is very real, guys. It’s also partly my way of getting to know my characters beyond the reach of their stories at para din mas makilala niyo sila. Haha. Wala lang naaliw lang ako sa pagsusulat nito and I decided to share this to you.
Interviewer: Salamat sa pagpapaunlak sa aming imbitasyon. It’s an honor to interview not one but five of the most eligible bachelors for The Gentlemen.
Wayne: The honor is ours. We’re delighted to be here.
Phoenix: Thank you for having us.
Axel: Just for the record, we’re no longer on the market. We stopped being bachelors a long time ago.
Seth: We’re all happily married with kids.
Tristan: I’m happily married with kids and lots of animals. My Mimi loves animals. Parang zoo na nga yung bahay namin sa dami ng alaga niya.
Interviewer: Aw, what a cutie. Okay, let me correct that. The title just kind of stuck on. You were all once the most eligible bachelors here in the Philippines.
Seth: And also in Asia. Not to get too ahead of ourselves, but we were all in top 20 of the most eligible bachelors in Asia.
Axel: Ah, those were the days.
Tristan: Val, someone’s missing the good old days.
Axel: That’s not what I meant. I love my wife and my daughters more than anything in this world. Masama bang magreminisce?
Phoenix: What are you reminiscing about? All the pussies you fucked in the past?
Wayne: The Gentlemen, you chose the wrong people to interview. If you want sophisticated and profound answers, you’re not getting it from any of them. Not when we’re all together, at least. We barely started, you can still back out.
Interviewer: chuckles It’s fine. We love hearing the jucy details. We’ve heard you’ve been friends for a long time. How long have you all known each other? Paano niyo nakilala ang isa’t-isa?
Tristan: We met in college, we were in the same calculus class. Sa kanilang lahat, si Axel ang una kong nakilala. I distinctly remember seeing a guy with a girl on his lap, making out and basically dry humping her in the corner of the room.
Axel: We were getting on and this guy who was thirty minutes early for class, walks in on us and nonchalantly sat on the front row. I was so pissed. I just had to come up to him and ask him if he had the right classroom. It turned out he did. Wala na akong nagawa, the girl I was with had to go to her next class and I was stuck with him. I had to talk to him to pass time and I figured he’s an okay guy.
Seth: Wayne and I were the first to meet. We went to the same highschool, we’ve had common friends and we see each other around but it was all just casual hi’s and hello’s. We only truly became friends when we found out we had the same three exes which makes us vag bros.
Interviewer: Vag bros?
Seth: When you’ve been in the same vagina, you’re vag bros. We’re vag bros times three.
Wayne: grimaces That’s fucking disgusting, Seth.
Seth: That’s why we have this rule that we can’t screw each other’s exes.
Phoenix: They basically befriended me because they knew I was good at math. Kailangan nila ako para makasa sa eco. I got a perfect score on our first quiz and the idiots started swarming me like flies.
Seth: I had to bribe Phoenix so he’d let me copy from him every exam. I invited him to my parties and I heard Axel brings in the hottest ladies in town so I was excited when I found out we were classmates. I invited him to my parties, too. Kasa-kasama niya na noon si Tristan. Doon nabuo ang pagkakaibigan namin.
Interviewer: Interesting. I’m going to get personal, who amongst you five is the richest?
Wayne: In terms of personal net worth, I’d have to say Phoenix.
Tristan: Definitely. He’s basically monopolizing the retail business in the whole country.
Axel: And I have to add that almost all of us are only on the Forbes list because our family’s company was passed down to us. Him and Wayne are the only ones you could really call self-made billionaires.
Seth: Shout out to all criminals, you know who to rob.
Phoenix: Gago!
Interviewer: So, what exactly do you do for a living?
Seth: I work for my family’s company. Pacific Pearl Airline. Why get high when you can fly?
Wayne: Is that seriously your airline’s slogan?
Seth: For years, I’ve been trying to get it to be the airline’s slogan but the board won’t approve.
Phoenix: I think they’re doing a great job. For the love of God, keep your board.
Seth: Oops. No offense meant, Phoenix.
Phoenix: Asshole.
Axel: I’m the CEO of Lavigne Capital & Trade or most notably known as LC&T. Our company is the leading financial stock brokerage in Asia and we’ve been pushing heavily into international dealing lately.
Wayne: I own chains of bars, lounges, and nightclubs. We’ve recently opened up clubs in LA, Vegas, New York, and Miami. Other than that, I have my winery and brewery farm in St. Tropez.
Phoenix: I am the founder and CEO of Cordova Holdings.
Tristan: I am a shareholder of Phoenix’s business. Ako din ang nagmamanage at nag-aayos ng marketing, distribution at exportation ng mga produkto na galing sa hacienda namin. Meat, fruits, vegetables, you name it, we got it.
Interviewer: Who was the first one to end his bachelor days?
Tristan: Axel.
Seth: Yep, we even went to Italy for his wedding with Guiles. It was a secret wedding.
Axel: Now, let’s not get into details. We’re already divorced and we have our own families now.
Tristan: He made my sister his mistress.
Axel: I did not! You knew we were both estranged when I got into a relationship with Val.
Tristan: Kahit na. Kasal pa rin kayo nun.
Axel: Let’s leave it to the past where it belongs. My ex-wife, Val, and I are in good terms. She invited us to our wedding at kinuha namin siyang ninang ni Bryce. Next question.
Interviewer: You five were once the sought after bachelors in the country, what made you decide to get married? Sa dinami-rami ng mga babaeng umaaligid sa inyo, bakit ang mga asawa niyo ang napili niya? What made them different from other women?
Phoenix: Cassie’s just one of a kind. She’s everything I could ever ask for in a woman. She’s a wonderful and the perfect wife. She had our first son when she was barely a woman and raised him by herself for many years to be the incredible young man he is now. There were a lot of things that had happened in the past, I did things to her that even I couldn’t forgive myself for but she did anyway. She loved me when I least deserved it and I promise to love her until my last breath.
Wayne: Tanya’s an angel. The moment I saw her walk into that restaurant, I was completely floored. She has that kind of beauty that shames your understanding of words and the funny thing is she seems to completely unaware of that. And then I got to know more of her and fell in love not only with her beauty but her gentleness.
Seth: My wife’s God-fearing and she is beautiful. She’s OC and she nags a lot but it’s those little quirks that made me fall even more in love with her. I guess that’s what made her different from the other women I’ve been with in the past. One thing that attracted me more was that she was very genuine with me about herself.
Tristan: I was supposed to go to Phoenix’s party. Nadaanan ko si Andi, she asked for my help and got on my motorcyle. She said she needed a place to crash at nagkataon naman na umalis na yung roommate ko sa apartment na tinitirhan ko dati. She was very naive and childish. Para akong nag-alaga ng six-year-old noon. But she was also thoughtful and sweet and she loved me for who I am and who I’m not.
Axel: I was instantly attracted to Val the first time I saw her. She was the most beautiful-
Tristan: Sabi nila magkahawig kami ni Val. Admit it, Axel. You see me when she’s underneath you.
Axel: Fuck off! That’s fucking disgusting.
Tristan:
snickers You can’t unimagine that now.
Axel: He wants to ruin our sex life. Well, guess what Kuya Tristan. We’re going to bang as soon as I get home. I’m going to bang your little sister so hard.
Tristan: Yeah, wait ’til Dad hears or reads what you’re saying about his princess. I’m sure he’ll have a lot to say. You are so dead.
Axel: Dad Jaime, if you ever come across this interview. Know that I love your daughter with all my heart and I would give her not only the world but the whole universe if I could. I respect her with every cell in my body as my wife and the mother of my two beautiful daughters. We’re adults and we’re married and it’s natural for married couples to have sex. Otherwise, you won’t have two beautiful granddaughters.
Interviewer: If you could spend one day with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
Tristan: My son, Tristan Jr. I’ve always imagined how he’d look like, what his personality would be like, what would be his favorite cartoons or toys. He was taken from us before we ever had the chance to know him. I’m sorry, I’m getting emotional.
Interviewer: It’s alright.
Phoenix: I would spend it with my unborn daughter. Our Julia. Cassie thought she’d be a girl so we named her Julia. I know she’d be as pretty as her mother. Tatlo na sana ang babae namin ni Cassie ngayon kung nabuhay si Julia.
Interviewer: I’m so sorry for your loss, Phoenix, Tristan.
Phoenix: It’s alright. It happened a long time ago. Nasundan naman si Julia at nagkaron kami ng Ronnie.
Wayne: Mine would probably be Tita Esther, my wife’s late mother. She would’ve loved her grandchildren. I know wherever she is now, she’s looking after Tanya and the kids.
Axel: Can we travel in time here?
Interview: Sure. Travel away.
Axel: My daughters’ husbands. I’d have to school them on how to treat my daughters. I treat those two like princesses and I’d only give their hand to someone who’d treat them like their queen.
Seth: All my sperms that died in the condom.
Axel: What the fuck?
Seth: I just wonder how they’d look like. They were once potential human beings, you know.
Wayne: Dude, do you know how many sperm cells are in an ejaculation? Between 20 to 100 million!
Tristan: Kung nabuhay lahat ng sperm na inilabas mo sa buong buhay mo, aapaw na ang mundo sa tao.
Phoenix: Ipatatapon ka namin at ang mga semilya mo papuntang buwan. Doon kayo bumuo ng sibilisasyon.

