Theory’s Random-ness

So I was tagged by two people at the same time (Bookworm_D and IAmHec) so I suppose I should do what they say.

20 random facts about me:

1. I HATE chemistry but that is where I got my username from.

2. Youngest of three.

3. I love cookies but if you have cheese, I will do anything you want o.o (Excluding update)

4. I have two dogs…they are both super adorable fluffy assholes.

5. I don’t like cats.

6. I paint (somewhat) professionally

7. I’m finishing a degree in zoology.

8. I had 26 reptiles before…it was awesome. One was a therapy iguana that went to nursing homes.

9. I do not plan out books ahead of time, when I sit down to write, that’s when the story thinking starts.

10. Chocolate.

11. My sister ruined a good amount of my childhood but I’m enjoying being free.

12. I love Zoids, if you don’t know the anime, I’m sorry.

13. My bigger dog, Snowman, moos like a cow.

14. If I don’t write I will drift off and day dream, missing very important things like notes for exams.

15. I don’t fold my clothes. Sorry, just too many other things to do that are more fun.

16. I’m lazy and have the attention span of   

17. It’s 4:24 in the afternoon.

18. I wear mismatched socks on purpose and it drives my roommate nuts.

19. I have more sweatshirts than any other article of clothing.

20. I’ve never had a boyfriend. (though a few asshats have tried)

So yeah…that’s me >.>;

How Did You Find Me?! I Tried To Hide So Well!

Curiosity has brought me to ask: How did you find me or my stories?

What book drew your attention to my insanity and randomness?

You don’t have to answer but my curiosity needs a little sating! or cookies…I like cookies.

Have A Good Laugh At My Day

So, figured something positive (you guys laughing) could come out of my terrible day.

So we’ll start with my brother texting me at 1 in the morning about how he has no more money for gas to go to work…even though he drives many places he does not need to. I ask him why he can’t go get some cash, and he says “I don’t have enough gas left in my car.”

Okay.

“Why didn’t you tell me last night?”

“I had gas last night.”

deep breath

“Okay. I have fifteen dollars, you can have it but pay me back.”

(I paint for my spending money and prefer to actually spend it and had planned to)

So he grumbles and I threaten to not give it to him. That argument ended fast. Smart human.

So, I get up an hour early so I can go get myself money, because surprise, I need gas too, and I knew it last night. I went to get cash and filled up my tank, then straight off to school.

My school is about an hour away with no traffic.

Today decided to poop on my drive to class. There was a giant wreck shutting down the whole left side of the road (6 lane highway) and of course people being people had to rubberneck. I almost slammed into one person for hitting their brakes abruptly. The only thing they got, thankfully for them, was a honking horn up their arse.

So, after that I get to school. Had about thirty minutes to walk to class after I found a place to park.

Yeah, hahaha. Wtf is a parking place? Yeah, they don’t exist. I literally played bumper-cars with people for twenty five minutes and eventually managed to steal a spot when someone backed out and blocked the guy originally there. (I do not condone stealing parking places but damnit I was late for Biology!)

Anyways, that aside. Class went decently well until I text my brother right after, on my way to its lab.

“Take the dogs out please, and be sure to put Zevy back in his crate. Thanks.”

He texts me back a minute later;

“Took them our an hour ago, could not catch Zevy to put him back.”

YOU COULD NOT CATCH A MIDGET AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD WHO HAD A LEASHHHHH ON HIM?!

deep breath again

Okay. Aussie was out. Not the worst thing, he wouldn’t tear up any of the furniture (two small chairs…) and my great pyrenees was out with him, so they often kept each other busy playing. Worst I expected was a pee spot or two.So, deciding to leave it at that I went to lab. Said lab was about four hours long…and I silently thanked myself that I had left a chocolate ‘pop tart’ in my car, cause when I came back the heat had baked it and it was amazinggggg.

Anyways. Drive back. Another wreck. This one, thank god, was cleaned up and the ambulance was just leaving, but again, screw you rubber-necking drivers.

After I got free of that area I took one of the back roads, not feeling any love for the highway since it had two wrecks in one day and obviously wasn’t loving me much anyways.

On said back road there was this person. I don’t know what was up their butt, or how badly they had to poop, but holy jesus monkeys did they ride mine, and the guy in the lane next to me’s bumpers. How can a car ride both you ask? Well, they road the middle of the line.

Yes, the middle of the road. With semi-heavy but moving traffic.

So me and this guy, who was in a red jeep I think, looked at each other and grinned.

The next five miles we spent pacing each other perfectly (obviously going the speed limit and likely a bit over) Man this chick was soooooo pissed. She was swurving and grumbling and aahhhhh. That made most of my bad day worth it.

So! FINALLY home and I walk in the door, expecting two happy wiggly butts to greet me. Well, they did! One, my pyrenees, was just like normal and all happy-tail-wag fluffy. The mini aussie, however, had a piece of my expensive clothing in his mouth.

I eye him, not quite sure how he got it…cause I knew I wasn’t stupid enough to leave my clothes out with a young dog that chewed up anything he could get a hold of. So I grab the ruined clothing from his mouth and walk towards my room.

Oh, of course. My room door was open. Because, y’know, my brother didn’t understand that when a dog is generally left in a crate, it means they had a bad habit. Not that this dog had not CHEWED UP his phone wire before, or his lap top charger, or his pants. Of course not. Yeah, Zevy did. So I have NO IDEA why he thought it was a great idea to leave said dog unattended in the house, WITH my door full of delicious treasures, open.

takes deeper breath

One bright side for the day. My brother knew he was in deep shat with me so he decided to take my laundry and go do it without my prompting. He can be smart…it just takes ALOT of effort and maybe some yelling on my part.

The end!

PS. Half the people on the road were texting and driving, swerving. If you know someone who texts and drives, please shove their phone up their…

Okay, bye again.

Have Questions About Me or My Stories You Want Answered?

So, while I’m studying like hell for my physiology and biology midterms, I figured I’d toss this up.

Have you written a comment on one of my stories and not had it answered? Ask it here! (I do apologize, I get a lot more than I thought I ever would and try to get to most)

Have a question about me? Also, feel free to ask it here!

Have chocolate, cookies, cake, and/or all of the previously mentioned items? You should come visit…and leave them all here.

Zevy says hi!––> He got extremely sick from some pills my ‘awesome’ brother didn’t pick up after dropped so I lost my main writing night this week to the animal ER, but he’s doing much better today :)

Which of my Books is Your Favorite? Why?

I’m curious, again, heheh. Wondering which book of mine really holds your attention or held your attention throughout the whole story enough to be deemed a favorite.

Also, favorite character in that story?

I’ll pick my favorite chari, who is from Spots and Tusks. Larro <3 He’s the epitome of a good guy who got into a terrible situation due to his parents’ lack of care. He turned it all around though and I love himmm! I’m so glad I could give him his happy ending :3

Just a Little Update

So, finals are almost over…amen. It has been quite an interesting semester. The most entertaining, I suppose, is the fact that my house isn’t really a house anymore, kinda. points to the picture on the side

That’s my living room where I write lol. See my chair? That’s my chair. No touchy my chair. XD The rest of the house actually had walls knocked down and stuff but those have thankfully been rebuilt, though they still look pretty much like this one, with no floor and everything stacked on top of itself. My dogs are entertained…but getting very dirty with all the dust and dirt ><

Hopefully this is done soon so I can get myself back on track and maybe have a real room. Yeah, I want one of those lol.

Blowing Off Steam

So, I’m just gonna rant to myself here. Firstly, sorry I barely comented on one of the last chapters for beneath the lies, I couldn’t do it. I am very appreciative of the condolenses though. She was a good friend for over ten years and it’s unfortunate that carelessness of someone on the road ended her life.

Also, rest in peace to the officer killed in my neighborhood early this morning. Just because one cop does something negative does not mean you should go kill one who’s putting his life on the line to protect you. Same goes with the coward who took the lives of the two officers in new york. That is not democracy, that is pathetic.

I’m also going to say that my friend, and my mothers, is likely heading to the hospital soon and that unfortunately it’s not looking good but I have high hopes cause she’s one strong person.

Shakes head and takes a deep breath

I don’t really do holidays anymore but it’s unfortunate that so much has happened over the past week that shouldn’t have. Here’s to moving on to a new year and a speedy recovery for those who are struggling.

Thinking Out Loud: So You Want More Reads?

So, I’ve gotten a lot of questions over the last month with people wanting to get more reads and to promote stuff. If I posted all the stuff to you guys, I’d probably lose more fans for spamming than anyone would gain, so I figured I’d put up a little tid-bit of information if you want more attention for your stories. Since I suck at being nice and sentences aren’t my thing when I’m not writing a story, you guys get a list.

WARNING. This list isn’t all ‘nice’. It’s not to yell at specific people who have messaged me or anything, but more just what I see happening and agree with or dislike. I’m also a sarcastic ass sometimes. Just gotta deal with it :P

1.) Update regularly. EVEN if not a damn person is reading. If you have to wait for someone to post a comment on your story to get motivated, just stop writing that story. You obviously aren’t very invested in that idea.

2.) This one goes right along with 1. While I’ve seen people do this a lot and sometimes it works, it also backfires dramatically (from what I think and who I’ve spoken to). Do NOT force people to comment and vote a certain amount of times before you update. That’s just arseholish to me. Sure it gets you the attention you want, but that also forces people who feel much more comfortable just being silent readers to comment and vote on every darn chapter, and then if you don’t get enough, they don’t even get to read the next one. So again, not invested in the idea enough to keep writing without a ton of people shoving ‘awesome’s’ down your throat, just stop writing it.

3.) Grammar. I know I mess up plenty, especially when I don’t have time to edit, but there’s no excuse for terrible grammar. Some mistakes hear and their are totally expected, but if your going too right a story, than please at least no how to grammar a little bit. If you need help with it, just read through some published books. There are tons free on amazon and apps that are also free that you can read them on.

4.) IF U USE TXT TALK IN A BOOK. PLZ DELETE IT! That just shows how unprofessional you are. I don’t even use text talk when texting. It just makes you sound like you’re intentionally dumbing yourself down. You know how to type a sentence, please, for the love of god (especially when NOT texting) spell out your darn words. You’re writing a book, not a text message.

5.) Patience. It takes a lot of it to start getting interest in your book. It took me about two months to actually begin to see movement on my first two, so please don’t get all depressed that you hardly have any reads and no comments or votes. Just keep enjoying what you’re writing and update frequently. You should attract people over time, especially if you comment back when people take the time to do so on your stories.

6.) Storyline. Depression isn’t a storyline. It is a great addition to certain points, but being boo-hoo all the time can really get old. There are a billion other emotions to stick in there than sadness 24/7, so be sure you don’t get into a rutt with one character always having the same attitude (Kind of like my Mellac character from Lies, he’s just a permanent ass but he can be nice…sometimes) Just think of your characters like yourself. You don’t pout all the time, and you’re not bouncing off the walls the whole time either. Find a balance and explore the depths of each when appropriate to the story.

7.) Comment on other people’s stories but do NOT ask them to read yours. That might get you a random vote, but most times it just gets you an annoyed person who will delete your comment and mute you if you do it again. (This goes the same for private messaging someone that) As well as that ‘Follow me I’ll follow you back’ crap. That’s not gaining a fan, that’s gaining a number who will likely just remove you later when they want more followers and are already at 1k.

Um, I think that’s all. Hm, that was more a rant than anything but at least I got the information in there as well lol

Oh yeah, there’s a Spellchecker right up there Points to the abc check-mark. Just gotta hit it and it highlights the stuff spelled wrong. Nifty, ain’t it?

Info About Me. Tagged.

I’ve been tagged by a lot of people over the last year but I tend to ignore them. (Sorry, I’m mean.) I would spam you guys if I replied to all of them but since two friends of mine tagged me today, @Shifting2Wolf and @Wolf_Fire_Ice I suppose I’ll finally do at least some of it. :P

I’m supposed to post all of the rules but I’m gonna skip a few. As I won’t be tagging other people.

I’m supposed to write 13 things about me and say 13 things about me. I’ll use @Shifting2Wolf ’s questions.

1. What is your favorite book on Wattpad?

I’ve gotta say Listen, Obey by Avylinn

2. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Flying. I’m a total sucker for the flying superpower, even though I’m afraid of heights.

3. Say you could be the opposite sex for a week. What would you do and why?

Uh. Probably nothing? I’m already treated like a tomboy.

4. What is your favorite way to sit down and write?

On my butt. I have a rocking recliner but usually just use a normal black padded chair.

5. Would you want there to be life beyond our planet? Like aliens and what not?

No, we have enough insane things here. Get rid of Trump first, then we’ll talk.

6. Do you have pets and if yes, do you have a favorite?

Uh, I used to have about 36 reptiles, down to just 3 tortoises and a dog. My dog, Snowman, is my favorite because honestly, he’s the only reason I care about anything.

7. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard/witnessed?

Sarah Palin’s endorsement speech. I was in a doctors office and I couldn’t stop laughing. Everyone was glaring at me. I felt no shame.

8. What do you do to chill and have fun?

I paint. Write. And play magic the gathering.

9. Describe yourself as a food or drink.

Macaroni and cheeeeseeeeee

10. What’s the most emotional movie you’ve ever watched? And did you cry?

Fox and the Hound. And Yes. Yes I did.

11. Live life in luxury, bling, and massive houses or live life in a cottage away from civilization with all the necessary equipment?

The first one. Because then I’ll be able to buy a cottage and vacation whenever I want.

12. What would you do if you got famous?

Hide under the rug and tell them they have the wrong theory.

13. Did you like my questions? I was running out of ideas.

They were interesting lol

13 things about me now…hm.

1. I foster (out of pocket) for dogs in high kill shelters. Every single dog I’ve posted has been a rescue, though a couple were a friend’s doing.

2. I enjoy watching Foodnetwork and Spongebob. That’s my writing television lol

3. I have a bachelors in Zoology and will soon be working at a zoo. (yay)

4. I love reptiles and have worked with venomous ones.

5. Yes, I am a female lol

6. If I had a lot of money, I probably wouldn’t do much with it. Maybe donate some and use it to help foster some more dogs in need. Money isn’t something I care much for above the basics that I need.

7. I’m an introvert and extremely socially awkward. I also hate when people touch me. Seriously, don’t do that.

8. I’ve had a stalker. I had pepper spray at the time but it went off in my car on the way home. That wasn’t fun.

9. My dog owns my car. No matter how many times I clean it, Snowman snows (sheds) too much.

10. I’m a pretty good cook.

11. I have a cheese addiction. I need it. Now.

12. I zone out a lot when writing or talking to someone boring. I just can’t focus sometimes.

13. Stealing this one from Shifting2Wolf. I have to have music. It’s extremely hard for me to focus without sound. Just no classical or techno.

Well, that’s all I’m going to post for this lol Hope you’ve learned something from it! Or not? Okay.