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RE-PUBLISH! COMPLETED! 🔞 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ¦ 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁; this explicit and sensitive content does not allow young audiences, especially minors & people who are uncomfortable of reading a chronicle of literature to which gives demonstration to an unequivocal art of sexual masterpiece. _____________ Xujeir has a crush on his Daddy's Best Friend-named Zheikael. Pero paano kung pareho lang pala nila gusto ang isa't isa? Hanggang sa isang gabing may mangyari... Doon naba mag-uumpisa ang kanilang love story? Or magbabago bigla ang kanilang nararamdaman? _____________ This is your Age-Gap trope! _____________ I WROTE IT : (2022) RE-PUBLISHED : (DEC 16, 2024)

Matapos palayasin si Janus sa kanilang tahanan, nagsimula ang panibagong yugto ng kaniyang buhay. Sa wakas, malaya na siya sa kamay ng kaniyang amang hindi tanggap ang tunay niyang pagkatao. Ang problema, mayroon lamang siyang isang buwan para makahanap ng trabaho at suportahan ang sarili. Kung hindi, palalayasin siya sa inuupahan niyang apartment at tiyak na pupulutin sa kalye. Sa hindi inaasahan, nasa tabi niya lang pala ang kaniyang hinahanap. Nangangailangan kasi ng katulong ang biyudo at brusko niyang kapitbahay na si Roman, dahil mayroon itong limang taong gulang na anak na kailangang bantayan habang ito ay nasa trabaho. Walang pag-aatubili niyang tinanggap ang papel na ito kahit wala siyang karanasan dito. Isang buwan lang naman, sabi niya. Pero kinalaunan, parang gusto na niyang magtagal kasama ang mag-ama sa iisang bubong. Mapunan kaya ni Janus ang pananabik ng anak ni Roman sa yumao nitong ina? Higit sa lahat, ang mga pangangailangan ni Roman sa kama? O sila ba ang pupuno sa naiwang puwang sa puso niya?

Nagulo ang tahimik na buhay ni Aaron nang isang gabi ay nagkamali ng pinasukang pinto si Pio, ang lalakeng gabi-gabi ay naririnig niyang may pinaiiyak na babae sa kabilang kuwarto. Sa halip kasi na sa apartment nito ito pumasok ay naligaw ito sa apartment niya. At sa puntong iyon ay tila nag-iba ang tingin nito sa kaniya. Hanggang sa nangyari ang bagay na ngayon niya lang naranasan buong buhay niya. Isa lamang ba si Aaron sa mga paiiyakin ni Pio sa kama? O higit pa rito ang tingin nito sa kaniya?

While moonlighting as a stripper, Emery Jones' mundane life takes a twisted and seductive turn when she finds herself relentlessly pursued by reclusive billionaire Damon Cavanaugh, a man with his own set of dirty little secrets.

Following a massive discovery at work, Mila, a brilliant historian, finds herself tangled up with a dashing collector, Ulrik, who quickly seems to want more from her than an antique and mysterious Viking sword. Season 1 of The Collector ***** When she's offered the opportunity to curate an entire exhibit, Mila Connelly chooses to make it about Haakon Odinson, a legendary Viking she's been obsessed with her whole life. And when his sword falls into her lap after being missing for over a millennium, she takes it as a sign. But before she can uncover its secrets, a benefactor swoops in, dead-set on taking Haakon's blade for himself. No matter how handsome and mysterious Ulrik Westergaard is, Mila refuses to let him have it for his private collection. However, Ulrik's determination is stronger than she thought, and his charm seems more than capable of chipping away at her resolve. Despite the intense rivalry, their attraction to one another grows with each of their interactions. Eventually, their interests shift away from the relic, and it becomes a matter of time before one of them breaks. But who will surrender first? The devoted historian who has waited her entire life for this opportunity, or the spoiled millionaire who has spent years looking for the artifact? WARNING: This story contains mature themes and strong language that may not be suitable for some readers.

Henry Finn Alcantara: The Ruthless Daddy Written and Owned by IthinkJaimenlove Date started: October 31, 2021 Date finish: August 1, 2022 [DESCRIPTION] - Unofficial and can be changed. "You messed my life. Now, take the responsibility to stay with me for the rest of our lives." After the death of his wife, his heart became hard as stone. Sa trabaho niya itinutok and buong atensiyon. Kaya ang nag-iisa niyang anak ay kaniya nang napabayaan at lumaking walang disiplina. In order to lessen his burden, he hired a nanny - not a woman but a young man with a soft heart like a woman. Pero hindi lang ang ugali ng kaniyang anak ang binago into, dahil maging ang tibok ng kaniyang puso. Muli kaya siyang iibig sa ikalawang pagkakataon? O, tuluyan niyang isasara ang puso? All right reserved. (c) IthinkJaimenlove.

Thunder Devaux is a 27-year-old dominant businessman who owns the Devaux company. He is good-looking and has tantalizing green eyes. He's an irresistible beast that every woman begs for his attention. He was drunk when he had a one-night stand with a stranger who made him head-over-heels in love without knowing her name. He doesn't know everything about the woman he fancies in his dream. He tried to look for him but to no avail. Little did he know, the woman she had a one-night encounter with was his secretary. Riya Venice Fortalejo is a 25-year-old drop-dead gorgeous woman and a secretary of Thunder, the man she gave herself into a one-night stand. She struggles with finances, so she looks for a job to support her ill-tempered aunt so she does not get driven out of her place. She got hired in Devaux company as Thunder's secretary. Thunder didn't recognize her, much to her dismay. But she's hopeful one day that Thunder will be able to remember her as the woman he had a one-night encounter with.

Nathaniel never expected a night out to turn his life upside down. Dragged to a bar by his friend, he only planned to drink a little and maybe loosen up. But when he wakes up the next morning, he finds himself in bed with a beast-Giovanni Leone Miller, feared by students for his unbearable attitude. Panic grips Nathaniel, but curiosity lingers-why isn't he dead yet? More importantly, how did he end up in this situation? With no easy way out, Nathaniel is thrown into a dangerous game of secrets and unexpected emotions. The beast beside him is more than just a feared figure-Giovanni holds answers to questions Nathaniel never thought to ask. And whether he likes it or not, there's no escaping the love that's bound to unfold. Date Started: January 03, 2021 Date finish: All Rights Reserved © IthinkJaimenlove

Hugo is a man of every girls dream. Para sa kanila, he's perfect because of his appearance - gwapo, matangkad, maganda ang built ng katawan at halos nasa kanya na ang lahat. But little do they know, Hugo has a secret. He's not a criminal nor a mafia. He's not a demon nor god. He's Hugo Hidalgo with a secret. Pero ano kaya ang sikreto niya? At bakit n'ya ito tinatago? Pero sabi nila'y walang sikretong naitatago habang buhay. A gay named Aki found Hugo's secret. Papaano? At ano kaya ang gagawin ni Hugo gayong nalaman ni Aki ang sikreto nito? Malalaman na 'tin iyan... AVAILABLE IN AUDIOBOOK, LISTEN NOW ON SPOTIFY!

When a philandering butler realizes his romantic feelings towards the spoiled and pompous ass Marquess Jacques Sotello, will he have the guts to admit his change of heart or will he forever keep it hidden? ****** Good-looking and highly efficient as a butler, Cloud Sebastian Beaumont thought that he had life figured out already, he thought nothing could surprise him anymore. Oh, how wrong he was. The world as he knew it was turned upside down by an irritating, pompous, spoiled ass and foul-mouthed nobleman who knew nothing but shop. Marquess Jacques Sotello was the kind of person he disliked the most, but how the heck did his hate turn into something else - something that made him say 'je t'aime'? DISCLAIMER: This is a Tagalog language story WARNING: Mature Content Inside

Rebel Simmons was just a girl who was dealt a shitty hand in the game of life. Despite her harsh and abusive upbringing, she worked hard, and studied harder. With an IQ of 252. she's a certified genius and is working towards her Masters Degree in Computer Engineering and Computer Science at Stanford University. When tough times hit and she's desperate for money, she steals $5 Million from an offshore bank account. Little did she know she was stealing from the most ruthless Mafia Boss in the world: Dante Vino. • MATURE THEMES 18+ • Cover designed by Holly Thurston

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" •• Christian Ivonov, CEO of Ivonov enterprises, had always been the best at fucking things up. Whether it be relationships, or company connections, nothing was too far out of his reach to ruin. Alexander Hamilton had always been the best at fixing things. Computers, to be exact. He wasn't sure how Christian got the impression that Alex could fix him too. •• A story in which a what should be anger management patient meets a functioning alcoholic, and they somehow manage to save each other. Book One of The CEO's Trilogy *This book is unedited

College days pa lang si Jeasabelle, malaki na ang pagnanasa niya kay Danrick. Kulang na lang ay mag-split siya sa harap nito makuha lang ang atensyon ng gwapong adonis, pero wa epek ang beauty niya! Ano ba naman kasi ang laban niya sa mga babaeng umaaligid dito? Tinanggap na lang niya na hindi siya nito type. Pero nang makita niya itong nagpapakalasing pagkatapos itong iwanan ng girlfriend nito, sinamantala niya na ang pagkakataon na magpapansin. Malay ba niyang susunggaban agad nito ang jogabells niya? Bet!

~Complete!~ Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Pride, and Lust, the Seven Deadly sins that a Christian must resist falling into temptation of. But, anything can be bent with a little pressure and heat. When Chesney goes to California in search for an opportunity to become a published author, he goes through a series of unconventional circumstances and he ends up at "The Apartment." At first, it doesn't seem too bad, it's just an apartment. But when it's revealed that it's shared with seven other men, that's when things get start to get a little shaky. When it's revealed that all the other men are gay, well that's when things reach a magnitude 10 earthquake. When temptation is literally around every corner for Chesney, he'll need a lot more than his scripture a day calendar. ~I WROTE THIS WHILE VERY INEXPERIENCED IN WRITING! THERE WILL BE MISTAKES! PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF THIS AS YOU READ; READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION FOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! NEEDS EXTREME EDITING~ *Disclaimer: There will be offensive language and thoughts in this story! These thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of the author and in no way should they be taken offensively. There are also very mature themes in this book, such as: Drug abuse, Prostitution, Abuse, Gang Activity, Alcohol, Sex, and, of course, Gay relationships. If this is not your cup of tea, kindly leave this story.*

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Warning: MATURE CONTENT | R-18 | COMPLETED PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM Avrein Laiclei Freezell is not your typical woman. She loves wearing manang get ups, big and round eyeglasses, and having no makeup at all. Hindi siya natatanggap sa mga inaapplyan niyang trabaho dahil sa mga katangian niyang iyon. Everytime she tries, she ends up failing, kaya't ganoon na lamang ang tuwa niya nang matanggap siya bilang sekretarya ng isang kilalang bachelor sa bansa na si Vience Kent Montealegre. Inakala ni Avrein na magiging smooth sailing na ang pagiging sekretarya niya ngunit nagkamali siya. May katangian ang boss niya na hindi niya inakala. Bastos ito at mayabang! Madalas niya itong nahuhuling gumagawa ng milagro ngunit pinagsasawalang bahala niya dahil bukod sa ayaw niyang mawalan ng trabaho, ay hindi naman daw siya nito gugustuhin. Ang akala ni Avrein na normal na pag-ikot ng mundo niya ay biglang nagbago! Despite of her appearance, her naughty boss began to show actions that he's beginning to like her. Hindi niya alam kung anong gagawin at hindi niya alam kung anong iaakto ukol dito. Paano na ang tahimik na mundo ni Avrein? Paano niya haharapin ang mga past relationships ng boss niya na ngayon ay gumugulo sa kanya? At paano niya tatanggapin sa sarili niya na nakararamdam na siya ng kakaiba para sa boss niya? FREEZELL SERIES #2